isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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