What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
there is puke in my bra ... again
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