I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
