Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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