I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The best revenge is premature balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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