Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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