Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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