You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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