Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just threw up on my dentist
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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