Do you still have your period?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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