The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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