My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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