I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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