It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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