Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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