Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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