He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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my poor anus
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You ate ashes out of my bong
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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