Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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