what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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