I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
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she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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