at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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