I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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