stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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