I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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