I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
