He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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