Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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