Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.