somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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