I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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