I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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