Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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