In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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