We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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