I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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