I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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