No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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