so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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