i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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