You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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