I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My ass is underappreciated
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
