i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Randomize