If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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