Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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