You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
