it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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