hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Just cropdusted the office
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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