i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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