I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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