brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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