Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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