I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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