Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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