Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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