just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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